Ever wonder what your favorite Busch Series driver says to the world about your personality? Probably not, but if you do, here's a reference point.
0 Kertus Davis--I'm a girl, and I just wanna have fun. I also enjoy hideously ugly cars.
1 Johnny Sauter--I loved watching "Racing's Raddest Wrex Vol. 3".
2 Clint...Boyer--I change my own spark plugs.
4 Keff Grelin--I have good news--I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by combining two drivers into one!
5 The Whole Dang Gang--I love variety.
6 The Dodge Boys and One Girl--I'm a hungry hungry hippo.
7 Kim Crosby--I like 70's pop legends who now resemble walruses.
8 Martin Truex Jr.--My dad liked Junior.
10 Brent Sherman--I'm a mattress salesman who loves preserved meats and hair gel.
11 Paul Menard--I'm Paul Menard's dad.
12 Joel Kauffman--I work at SuperCuts, and they made me do this.
14 David Stremme--I'm under 30, because NOBODY over 30 drinks Coors Light--NOBODY!
18 J.J. Yeley--I like my drivers DY-NO-MITE!
20 Denny Hamlin--I'm from western Virginia--no, not West Virginia, Western Virginia, there's a world of difference.
21 Kevin Harvick/Brandon Miller--I have no peanut allergies.
22 Kenny Wallace--I met Kenny at a car show in 1998. He was really cool.
25 Ashton Lewis--The few, the proud, the Rensi's.
27 David Green--I blow my nose constantly. Also, I love contingency marketing.
28 Derrike Cope--I have a sick sense of humor.
32 Jason Leffler--I'm going down with the ship.
34 Randy LaJoie (or is it Todd Bodine?)--Boy I Love Losing Superbowls.
35 Jason Keller--With or without your mustache, we're behind you 100%.
38 A.J. Foyt IV--OH, SO YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR GRANDAD'S TEAM? FINE THEN, LEAVE!
41 Reed Sorenson--I like my tires discounted.
44 Justin Labonte--I was a Terry fan, but I hate the color green.
47 Jon Wood--I'm Bevis and/or Butt-head.
49 Steve Grissom--Hi, I'm Steve Grissom.
59 Stacy Compton--I'm Dan Patrick, and I've strayed from my one true love.
60 Carl Edwards--Man, did I pick the right driver or WHAT?!?
64 Rusty's Racers--I love taking my hot rod out on warm afternoons.
66 Greg Biffle--Red 86! Red 86! Left Rocket R! Hut...hut...FIKE!
72 Driver o'the Week--I own the team. Yeah, I know.