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10.02.2005

Mark Martin Fans Storm Nascar Headquarters

Following a call to arms from their leader, fans of Nascar driver Mark Martin attacked the headquarters of Nascar in Daytona this afternoon.
Fans, numbering in the thousands, immediately mobilized, causing massive traffic jams in the Daytona Beach area. Around 4pm EST, loud chants of "1 2 3 4 We'll race with the plates no more!" grew angry and loud.
Area police were brought in to subdue the crowd when an unidentified protester burned an effigy of Brian France. However, several rowdier protesters continued sybolically smashing dinner plates on the ground.
Around 5pm, the police were overwhelmed in a sea of blue and white, as Martin's fans infiltrated the building. The France family had already been airlifted out for their own safety.
The condition of the building--and the status of the protesters--remains unknown. The National Guard attempted to establish a triage center in the Daytona grandstands, but were distracted as they savagely beat a man in a Ryan Newman shirt.

1 Comments:

At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO beating a Ryan Newman fan.. lmao.

 

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