Tax-Free Dover "News" and Notes

Michael Waltrip announced that he and sponsor NAPA will be joining Bill Davis racing in 2006. This announcement was made to 2 local reporters and a janitor.

Ryan Newman swept the poles today for the Busch and Cup races. Yeah, but can he WIN? Oh, right, he can.

Announcers always mention a Dover-area seafood restaurant named "Sambo's" (which I've never been to or seen). That a restaurant can be named "Sambo's" in this day in age is amazing. I salute you, politically incorrect proprietors!

Ray Lewis will act as the grand marshall for Saturday's Busch race. Afterwards, he'll deny ever being there then cop a plea bargin to obstruction of justice.

There's been rumors about it, but I have confirmed it with my own two eyes. Ladies and Gentlemen...JEFF FULLER IS BACK!!!

ODDS:
EVEN--Bill Weber will call the track "Bristol-like".
2:1--Attendees of the race will run to the bathrooms after trying Grotto's Pizza.*
100:1--Anyone will miss me being there (cue violin).

*--Local joke