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9.18.2005

The Big Fight

Llllllllladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the MAIN EVENT! Are you ready? I said, are...you...rrrrrrrrrrrrready?!?

In this corner, wearing the red trunks with white trim, weighing in at 98lbs. Hailing from an unnamed settlement in Washington State. He has been called the Great Clipper, the Dodge Charger, and the Young Gigalo...ladies and gentlemen, Kasey Kahne!

And in this corner, wearing the blue trunks with gold trim, weighing in at 97lbs. Fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada, the birthplace of organized crime. He's known as Tony the "Tiger", The Mach 5, and the Shlubby Shrub...ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Busch!

And now, for the thousands in attendance, the millions watching around the country, and for the dozens watching outside of the US...ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLETTS GET READY TO STUMBLE!!!

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