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9.11.2005

Where Does the Money Go? SPECIAL EDITION

This week: Nascar on NBC

14% Fact checkers for Bill Weber's "you don't have to look it up, because we just did" segments.

26% Fact fabricators to make Wally Dallenbach look qualified for the job.

10% Mail bombs sent to Fox, every hour on the hour.

8% Payments to Pro Beach Volleyball for constantly missing the first 5 minutes of their matches.

17% Wardrobe coordinators to make sure no one wears a TNT uniform on an NBC race. Penalty? Death!

16% Tasers to keep Ken Squire from breaking into the announcers booth.

9% Hair spray for Bill Weber.

0% Hair spray for Benny Parsons.

2 Comments:

At 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think its safe to say Bill Weber's the WORST announcer in all of professional sports, anyone agree?

LOL I liked the Wally Dallenbach one, how true

 
At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You missed this one:

5% - Beer for Benny so he can get through the race.

How many times did they call Harvick "Kenseth" on Saturday night?

 

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