Where Does the Money Go? SPECIAL EDITION
This week: Nascar on NBC
14% Fact checkers for Bill Weber's "you don't have to look it up, because we just did" segments.
26% Fact fabricators to make Wally Dallenbach look qualified for the job.
10% Mail bombs sent to Fox, every hour on the hour.
8% Payments to Pro Beach Volleyball for constantly missing the first 5 minutes of their matches.
17% Wardrobe coordinators to make sure no one wears a TNT uniform on an NBC race. Penalty? Death!
16% Tasers to keep Ken Squire from breaking into the announcers booth.
9% Hair spray for Bill Weber.
0% Hair spray for Benny Parsons.
2 Comments:
I think its safe to say Bill Weber's the WORST announcer in all of professional sports, anyone agree?
LOL I liked the Wally Dallenbach one, how true
You missed this one:
5% - Beer for Benny so he can get through the race.
How many times did they call Harvick "Kenseth" on Saturday night?
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