Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

(This is a song that's been floating around in my head for some time now, ever since I saw "This is Spinal Tap" on DVD. Take from it what you will.)

In ancient times,
before the dawn of the Internet,
Lived a bored group of people
Cornballs
Who were they,
and...what were they thinking?
No one knows
But their legend lives on,
Inside the folk art sculpture...of Carhenge

Carhenge, where the tourists go
Where the open 9-5 'cept for snow
Carhenge
Where the giftshop is and the owner lives, with his wacky miss
Carhenge
Tis an oddball mix, where the kids are free
If they're under six
Carhenge
Where free parking be
And you get a pic, for a tiny fee

And oh how they talked, the bored owners of Carhenge
'neith the Great Plains sky
to the visitors
and the creepy guy

And where are they now?
the oddball cornballs of Carhenge?
And what would they say to us
If we lived nearby...