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9.02.2005

California "News" and Notes

--California Speedway was built on the industrial site used in the first Terminator movie for the "dystopic future" scenes. Because when you think of a world gone horribly wrong, you think of single-file racing with wide, sweeping turns.

--Fontana is not the first track in Southern California--Ontario Speedway held some races in the early 80's. And yes, I know that it had identical dimensions to Indy, so don't bother posting a comment about it. (Hey, its been a long day).

--Sebastian Bourdais has announced that he is taking a serious look at a move to Nascar. Welcome, Seb--if there's one thing Nascar fans love, its the French.

--Finally, Armando Fitz has made it official--he's trying to break the record for most primary sponsors in a season. (So far, and this is not a joke: Supercuts, Mike & Ike/Hot Tamales, Ferris/Snapper, Cottman Transmissions, Family Dollar, Elliot Gould's Pumps, Monaco Coaches, Family Dollar, JaniKing, and Navy).

ODDS
2:1 The "celebrities in the pits for the Busch Series race will make you say "what have THEY been doing for the past 10 years?"
4:1 The entire pre-race will be devoted to the fallout from Bristol.
50:1 Mike Smith will avoid doing a comic about how California racing fans are different from other racing fans. Because class warfare is FUNNY!

5 Comments:

At 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike.. you DO know that Ontario Speedway had identical dimensions to Indianapolis, don't you?

lol, jk nice one!

Nick

 
At 12:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many primary sponsers has Bill Lester had this season? He should be giving Fitz a run for his money!

 
At 7:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

didn't the folks in Indy back in the day thought to themselve... "I thnk there will be a track in southern Califoria that no one will remember... we need to fashion our track after that one!"


it's possible

 
At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, you mentioned Family Dollar twice, so technically they had one less than you listed, and that makes it ok.

 
At 6:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first 'Family Dollar' he refered to was the store. The second 'family dollar' is refering to the only dollar the family has left after filling up their car.

Could be worse, though... we could be in New Orleans!

 

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