Mike Keenan Brought in to Deliver Junior to the Playoffs

In what's being called a last ditch effort by most, DEI has replaced Steve Hmeil with Mike Keenan for the duration of the season. Keenan takes over following tonight's Busch Series race.
"Mike has a proven track record of getting teams to the postseason", DEI exec. Richie Gilmore explained, "and we felt that his abraisive, angry style was just what the doctor ordered."
Counting his NHL stops, this becomes the 67th team that Keenan has worked for. He brings a checkered past, proven success, and a bunch of CD's for his band, Nic and the Nice Guys.
Keenan has issued the following statement about the hiring: "What's important here is that the good folks at DEI figured out that me, and only me, can bring them to the promised land. Crew changes and driver berating starts on Monday."
In a somewhat surprise move, Keenan's mustache, a longtime assistant, has instead agreed to join the staff of the Pittsburgh Penguins.