Bristol "News" and Notes

--Bristol! BRISTOL!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

--Paul Tracey has been talking with HOF Racing about joining up in 2006. Yep, there's nothing that offsets inexperience like inexperience.

--Jeremy Mayfield has been staking his claim as the Minnesota Twins of Nascar--always getting into the playoffs, but with no realistic shot at a championship.

--Jayski announced a partership with Cingular to sponsor his site. Expect him to now charge $29.95 a month to access it, though you can roll that over. (Subject to Terms of Use Agreement).

--Tyler Walker was released by Akins Motorsports this week, with Mike Wallace stepping in for Bristol. Mike Wallace--he's the Greg Sacks of our generation...besides Greg Sacks.

ODDS
3:1 If Dale Earnhardt Jr. wrecks, Bill Weber will refer to it as the "end of his Chase dreams" for the 5th time.
10:1 Rioting will occur in the event of a rainout.
20:1 The entire race will be broadcast without someone mentioning Tony Stewart's Hearse.