Enter Sandman

People have often commented on how much Nascar has become like pro wrestling (or rasslin', if you so desire). If that's true, then where's the entrance music? All wrestlers (or rasslers) have their own music to enter to, a tradition started by "Santa with Muscles" star Hulk Hogan. Here's what our favorite Nascar drivers can use:
0 Mike Bliss--anything by the BLACK EYEd peas

01 Joe Nemechek--Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix)

07 Dave Blaney--Back in Black (AC/DC)

2 Rusty Wallace--Respect (Aretha Franklin)

4 Mike Wallace--theme for the FOUR Horsemen

5 Kyle Busch--Eye of the Tiger (Survivor)

6 Mark Martin--One More for the Road (Boz Scaggs)

7 Robby Gordon--On the Road (Course) Again (Willie Nelson)

8 Dale Earnhardt Jr.--Anything by 3 Doors Down (as required by law)

9 Kasey Kahne--Is She Really Going Out With Him? (Joe Jackson)

10 Scott Riggs--Theme from Leathal Weapon

11 Buncha Guys--Return to Sender (The Other King)

12 Ryan Newman--Mr. Roboto (Styx)

15 Michael Waltrip--Theme from "Hair"

16 Greg Biffle--Private Eyes (Hall & Oates)

17 Matt Kenseth--(She was only) Seventeen (Winger)

18 Bobby Labonte--Anything by Al GREEN

19 Jeremy Mayfield--Jeremy (Pearl Jam)

20 Tony Stewart--Brickhouse (The Commodores)

21 Ricky Rudd--Who are You? (The Who)

22 Scott Wimmer--Theme from Bob the Builder

24 Jeff Gordon--Mama Said Knock You Out (LL Cool J)

25 Brian Vickers--Theme from The Daily Show

27 Kirk Shelmerdine--I Missed Again (Phil Collins)

29 Kevin Harvick--When You're Smilin' (Louis Armstrong et al)

31 Jeff Burton--867-5309 (Tommy Tutone)

32 Bobby Hamilton Jr.--Short People (Randy Newman)

36 Boris Said--Theme to Rocky & Bullwinkle

37 Kevin Lepage--The Gambler (Kenny Rogers)

38 Elliot Sadler--The Candyman (Sammy Davis Jr.)

40 Sterling Marlin--Any rap about a 40 oz.

41 Casey Mears--Should I Stay or Should I Go? (The Clash)

42 Jamie McMurray--Moving Out (Billy Joel)

43 Jeff Green--static

45 Kyle Petty--Oh King Richard (himself)

48 Jimmie Johnson--Anything by Sesame Street's Bert

49 Ken Schrader--Theme from Road Warrior

77 Travis Kvapil--Yellow (Some band my sister likes)

88 Dale Jarrett--Signed Sealed Delivered (Stevie Wonder)

89 Morgan Shepherd--I Hate Robin Leach (Morgan Shepherd)

97 Kurt Busch--It Takes 2 (lots of singers)

99 Carl Edwards--Jump (Van Halen)

Why such the gigundo article today? Well tomorrow I take another visit to my alma mater UMD to visit my sister. Also, my computer is getting the last rights from the local guru.