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So then, Mikey says to Junior, I just saved a bunch of money on my car ins------

WE INTERRUPT THIS MILDLY FUNNY PARODY FOR A LATE-BREAKING NEWS STORY
HERE NOW, THE OUTSIDE GROOVE'S NEWS CHIEF, KEN SQUIRE

Late news out of Charlotte today, as 2004 Cup Champion Kurt Busch has announced that he is leaving Roush Racing at the end of his contract in 2007. Additionally, Penske Racing has come forward as the team that Busch has signed with. Busch has requested to be let out of his contract early to run the #2 car next season.
You know, Kurt is a heck of a driver, best remembered to most race fans as the last driver that Dale Earnhardt gave the finger to. And let me tell you, The Intimidator might've been great, but his father, Ralph, was the real deal. Ol' Ironheart could tear the bumper off of any of these young drivers.
I tell ya, these young guys like Ricky Rudd and Dale Jarrett, they have no respect for the old guard. Why, in my day drivers only came from two states--North Carolina and South Carolina. And we weren't racing at any Indy either--they always think they're so big with their race queens and movie star wives, well WE have integrity in stock car racing! And none of these women racers either! And another thing, there's far too many------

THIS HAS BEEN A NEWS UPDATE FROM THE OUTSIDE GROOVE. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PARODY, ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

----Mikey, you tell the best stories. By the way, you're fired.