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8.12.2005

Leffler Takes a T.O.

The Outside Groove: OK, we're here with former Joe Gibbs Racing driver Jason Leffler, who's here today with his agent--Jason, how are you handling the release?
Jason Leffler: What release? I'm holding out for a better contract.
TOG: Um, the team released you on Tuesday--everybody saw it.
JL: That's just another example of you only hearing one side of the story.
TOG: Well, then, how do you explain the $5 million severance package.
JL: Look--$5 million? That doesn't put me in the top 10 drivers in the sport. I'm just looking to get paid what I deserve.
Jason's agen, Cary Agoaugoudfiuodguian: Let me just jump in here--Jason is a great driver--I mean, he CONSISTENTLY finished in the top 10 of the Busch Series last year, and is obviously running for a team that has NO chance to win--I mean, when was the last time that Tony Stewart won a race?
JL: And nobody knows, they made me sign a SECRET CONTRACT last year because of height restrictions. If one of those phonebooks on the seat had slipped, I'd've been out on the street.
TOG: Uh...that's all the time we have here today--we'll seeya tomorrow.
JL: By the way, buy Winfuel.

1 Comments:

At 2:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, that WinFuel sure is a curse for drivers!

 

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