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8.28.2005

Where's Kevin?

Where was Kevin Harvick after his car wrecked during the Sharpie 500?

Was he...

...Trying to restore the North Carolina basketball games he erased by mistake off his TiVo?

...Placing call after call to Roger Penske?

...Trying to get Van Halen back together?

...Placing bets on how many times Benny Parsons would say "UnbeLIVEEE-ABLE"?

...Putting sugar in Richard Childress's gastank?

...Cramming more associate sponsors onto his firesuit?

...Drawing smiley faces?


...or is just really dumb?

2 Comments:

At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if he's putting Van Halen back together, he better ask David Lee Roth before Sammy Haggar!

 
At 10:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you forgot "with his head up his ass'... because i think thats where he is...

 

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