The New Inside Nextel Cup

Speed Channel unveiled their new format for "Inside Nextel Cup" tonight. Here's the changes you might have noticed in the first episode:

--"Youth factor" added with the addition of Dave Despain.

--Expert insight into the upcoming Chase for the Cup from three drivers who had no chance of making the Chase for the Cup.

--Brian Vickers' "Fru Crew" transforms Michael Waltrip's hair into the world's 3rd-largest free-standing structure.

--Daily Show reporters banned from the premises.

--New host Dave Despain promises to focus on the news people want to hear about, like motorcycle racing and CART.

--Jimmy Spencer beat with a fraternity paddle at the end of every episode.

--"Hot Seat" now a literal hot seat--200 degrees max.

--Musical numbers, slap-happy comedy, and dancing dancing DANCING!