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9.16.2005

New Hampshire "News" and Notes

--The Chase has officially begun. With a 10 race Nextel to the finish, its just like the NBA! Well, without the violence, rape and murder.

--Bill Davis has prepared to bring his 2nd Cup team back full-time in 2006. Rumors have Michael Waltrip in the ride. Wow, Michael Waltrip AND Scott Wimmer?!? Talk about a Dream Team!

--Since Kyle Petty has been feeling ill this week, another Green brother was spawned Thursday night to practice the car today.

--Kevin Harvick will be staying with RCR in 2006, promising another year of whining and mediocrity.

--A.J. Foyt IV has been rumored to take over the Claude Akins Motorsports car in 2006. There's two jokes here:
1) It remains to be seen if he will also get Tyler Walker's dirt pile.
2) Foyt IV plans to celebrate by beating the crap out of Arie Lyundyk VII

ODDS
3:1 New Hampshire will become a nice long nap for you. Sleeeeeeeeeeep.
12:1 NBC will be able to avoid making a Red Sox reference.
50:1 The "Wally's World" guest will be somebody BESIDES Johnny Damon.

1 Comments:

At 8:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice one making a "New Hampshire is Boring LOL!" joke before today's great race.

 

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