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9.20.2005

A True Story

Lets take a break from all the fighting to examine something truly...bizzare. Rusty Wallace's Retirement Fund Tour makes a stop this Thursday at The Big Kahuna, a large nightclub in Wilmington, DE. Performing that night on the "Kahunaville Summer Stage" is, I kid you not, Eddie Money. Yes, that Eddie Money. I have literally no idea what they have in common besides this appearence, so lets take a comparison look at them, Rusty Wallace and Eddie Money:

Eddie Money first worked as a cop in New York City. Rusty Wallace polices the field for those who are not giving him respect. Coincidence?

Eddie Money's first hit was "Two Tickets to Paradise". Rusty Wallace watches every episode of the E! channel show "Taradise" twice. Coincidence?

Eddie Money's biggest hit was "Take me Home Tonight", recorded with Ronnie Spector. Rusty Wallace's biggest hit was a water bottle to the head of Dale Earnhardt. Coincidence?

Eddie Money earns regular radio airplay with "Baby Hold On". Rusty Wallace told Brendan Gaughan "Baby, hold on...Ryan should be fired any day now, and then the team is ours. OURS!" Coincidence?

Eddie Money's real last name is Mahoney. Rusty Wallace's favorite actor is John Mahoney. Coincidence? (Probably not, I mean, how could you NOT like John Mahoney?)

Eddie Money's most famous video was shot in an empty arena. A recent autograph session for Rusty Wallace resulted in an empty arena. Coincidence? Oh wait, that was an autograph session for MIKE Wallace.

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