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9.19.2005

Robby Gordon Fires Robby Gordon

In response to his shocking actions during the Sylvania 300 on Sunday, Robby Gordon has fired Robby Gordon from Robby Gordon Motorsports.
"We felt like this was the best move for our team", owner Robby Gordon explained, "We here at Robby Gordon Motorsports do not condone what Robby Gordon did during the race, or following the incident in an interview with TNT. He had to be let go."
Gordon, when reached for comment, was understandably upset with the move.
"That guy's a piece of ----", Gordon yelled. "We were just starting to turn this team around. Mikey better have some darn good Aarons stuff for me, because I bet that that crook Robby Gordon's gonna stiff me on my contract."
Gordon's sponsors are believed to be in support of Gordon's decision to fire Gordon. "We here at Jim Beam stand fully behind Robby Gordon, and condemn the actions of his driver, Robby Gordon", the company issued in a prepared statement. "We are looking to the future with Robby Gordon Motorsports, without Robby Gordon."
Off-road racer Robby Gordon is expected to drive the car this week at Dover.

4 Comments:

At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow... i didnt know that if you had split personalities, you could fire one without the others... great article, mike...

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO
Best one yet that I`ve read!

 
At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Mikey's looking for a ride, perhaps he could be hired by Robby Gordon Motorsports to drive the Jim Beam, Harrah's, Fruit of the Loom, NAPA, Dominos, Aarons, Chevy next season. I bet that would be a team made in Heaven!

 
At 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

News Flash. If Robby is fired by Robby Driving Impressions will hire him. With our in house graphic capability we could do a deal with 35 other primary sponsors for one race each
P.S. Leave Robby alone he's the man.

 

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