Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

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To the tune of U2's "Beautiful Day", its a recap of my time today at Dover Downs

The track is so huge
A concrete giant mile
Looks real cool
I think I'll stay for a while
I'm in the pits
All my favorite drivers are down there
I'm offa work
And I shouldn't really have a care
Hangin' withhhh my dad
"Hey, there just went The King"
Favorite place in the world
Except for one thing...

It's a really hot day
Sky's blue and cloudless
It's a really hot day
I'm like a Mike Fillet

There's no shade
In this boiling hot destination
My face is red
And my pants are all persperation
The fluids will flow
Yes I know that they aren't cheap, too
But I'll keel over
And I won't get a chance to sue
It's a beautiful day
The sun came out to play
It's a beautiful day

Don't touch me
Dizzy, my name I forgot
Help my skin
I got a bad case of crotch rot

What I need is a cold soda now
What I need is some cold milk from a cow
What I need is some Gatorade now
It was a REALLY hot day...