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10.03.2005

Doing the Math

Like every other Nascar fan, I've been routinely exposed to the Aaron's commercial featuring Darrell Waltrip painting his name on the car (no, I won't call it the Aaron's Dream Machine). Unlike every other Nascar fan, I've deconstructed it:

The painting board: DW has many colors on his painting board; however, none of these are white, which is the color paint he is using to paint his name.

The paint itself: Look closely and you can see that the "paint" on the board is just a bunch of stickers.

Darrell's smock: Its stained in a bunch of different colors. But if he's only painting in white, how did that happen?

The music: Stock French music plays in the background. Because we all know that, in order to artistically express yourself, you must be French.

Mikey: Does he just wear his driving suit everywhere?

Three halves: In theory, Darrell could drive the "third half" of the race if there was a green-white-checkered finish.

DW's constant rejection: So Mikey WON'T let his brother, a three time champ, drive his car, but he WILL like Mike Skinner?

2 Comments:

At 6:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One other thing about that commericial. Near the end of it, Mikey goes to climb into the car, and he puts his hand right on Darrell's name, which supposedly is wet paint.

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At 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just thought it was a funny commericial

 

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