Scott Stapp Named Official Crappy Musician of Nascar

Former Creed frontman Scott Stapp was officially introduced to the media yesterday as Nascar's Official Crappy Musician. The annoucement was made by Nascar generalisimo Jim Hunter.
"We feel that Scott best represents what Nascar fans want in an untalented performer", Hunter explained. "He brings no discernable talent, marginal looks, and a checkered past. He really fit the bill."
Nascar plans to use Stapp's "music" in their new campaign promoting the Chase for the Cup. The media blitz, tentatively titled "Nascar: The Polar Opposite of This Drivel" will feature such new Stapp tracks as "Why did I ever leave my band" and "I think I'm Eddie Vedder".
Stapp follows a long line of official niche musicians for the sport, including the likes of "Official Girl Who's Hotness Freaks Fans Out" Leann Rhimes, "Official National Anthem Singer" Kelly Clarkson, and "Official Band That, If They Had Existed in the 70's, Would've Toured Constantly with Lynard Skynard" 3 Doors Down.
Stapp was unavailable for comment, as he was performing at a South Dakota VFW hall.