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10.31.2005

First-Ever Comment-Inspired Article

I'm Matthew Lesko and I'm here to show you how you can run YOUR race team with GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS!!! Then you can show the bill collectors to go SHOVE IT!!!

Look at all these government programs available to race team owners like you!

--$1500 to pay for Hoosier tires!

--Or $20,000 for wind tunnel testing for your Pontiac!

--Even $5,000 for a day of testing at Rockingham!

These programs are available to almost ANY Nascar team owner, EVEN ROUSH AND HENDRICK! MY programs have helped dozens of teams make THEIR dreams happen--just look!

--If it wasn't for Mr. Lesko, we'dve never had made our dreams come true! --Brett Bodine, Brett Bodine Racing

--Nascar can be a tough sport, but Matthew Lesko told us where to find the money! --Tim Beverley, Beverley Motorsports

--Murder, fraud, extortion--they're nothing without Matthew Lesko's book! --Angela Harkness, Angela's Motorsports

The government wants YOU to have these programs now, all you have to do is know about them, SO CALL ME!!!





--Thanks anonymous!

1 Comments:

At 6:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow I feel honored! Keep up the good work. I read your blog every morning. Keep making me laugh. But who exactly is Brett Bodine?

jC...

 

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