The Chris Myers Joke File

Dick Berggren is so old that he was most likely born before America's involvement in World War II.

Dick Berggren is so old that he qualifies for some Social Security benefits.

Dick Berggren is so old that he looks somewhat different than he used to.

Dick Berggren is so old that he is not as adept at modern technology as those younger than him.

Dick Berggren is so old that he knows several people who are old as well.

Dick Berggren is so old that some of his customs are considered strange by others.

Dick Berggren is so old that he remembers things that happened very long ago, but has a tendency to forget other things as well.