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3.11.2005

Las Vegas “News” and Notes

--This week’s race should have everyone asking the same question: “Wait a minute, WHY was this in the No Bull 5?”
--The gigantic cookie cutter used to build Las Vegas Motor Speedway will be on display at Bally’s Saturday Night from 6-9pm.
--This could be many Nascar fans’ only chance to meet Mike Smith of StockCar Toons. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
--James Ince must’ve come to his senses.
--Remember—what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas if you pay the groupie off.
VEGAS ODDS
3:2 Someone will refer to this week as “the REAL start to the season”.
7:1 Jeff Hammond will read from his notes again about Clint…Bowyer.
40:1 You’ll stay awake throughout the entire race.

1 Comments:

At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats hilarious but why is it there 3 times?

-the only one who really comments here

 

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