Millionaire's Unemployment Outrages Fans

Forming a staunch, unified voice against the status quo, Nascar fans have decided to stand up for former Nextel Cup driver Ward Burton. As far as they're concerned, one unemployed millionaire is one unemployed millionaire too many.
"We can't believe that Nascar's owners would just throw aside a wealty man like Ward", explained longtime Nascar fan Scott Wilson. "Ward only knows how to do one thing--race. Without that, he has nothing else to do besides host his television show, work on preservation of wilderness in Virginia, and other interests. He'll die without what he was paid so well to do!"
Millions of fans have mailed letters to Burton's former owner, sponsor, and his replacement, Mike Bliss, who is currently under 24 hour protection.
"We don't advocate violence by any means", Wilson said, "But come hell or high water, we WILL get that rich Southerner back where he belongs--in a mid-range single car ride!"
Under a proposal being circulated on the internet, Nascar would be forced to implement a 40-year-old age limit, and be barred from firing any driver who is not a member of the Green family. It is unknown if Nascar poobah Mike Helton has read the proposal.
When asked for comment, Burton replied in a comical accent that was instantly lampooned by those who were made fun of in high school.