The Casting Couch—NBS 24/7 The Movie

The Casting Couch—NBS 24/7 The Movie
Following in the footsteps of Spongebob and the X-Files, Speed just might be taking their cult hit to the big screen. While producers try to figure out what WinFuel is, here’s the frontrunners for the starring roles in the film:

David Stremme: Ryan Seacrest (unsure how he got the job, short, primped hair)

Tim Fedewa: Christopher Walken (seen-it-all perspective, slicked back hair, vaguely creepy)

Shane Hmeil: Eminem (bad-boy look, style, and record)

Armando Fitz: Vince McMahon (ripped look, unsuccessful football background, owes people money)

Terry Bradshaw: Patrick Stewart (he’s got the look)

Todd Braun: Dennis Quaid (or, if it’s a comedy, Randy Quaid)

Todd Lohnse: John Daly (the boy needs work)

Steve Plattenberger: Donnie Neuenberger (mmm…Double Burger)