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2.22.2005

Its here!

The Outside Groove Headline Contest—WINNER!
Thanks to everyone who entered. The wiener is Brian (aka Lowes 48 Racing) for this gem:
Brian France and Gary Bettman. Separated at birth?

Gary Bettman locked out the NHL players this fall. Brian France locked himself out of his Brentwood mansion seven times. Coincidence?

Gary Bettman was brought over from the NBA. Brian France, as a teenager, wished he was a member of NWA. Coincidence?

Gary Bettman has pushed for a shrinking of the number of NHL franchises. Brian France has pushed for a shrinking of Mike Helton’s waistline. Coincidence?

Gary Bettman shut down the entire 2004-05 season for “the good of the sport”. Brian France shut down Rockingham for “the good of Francis Ferko”. Coincidence?

Gary Bettman runs a league that’s 95% white. Brian France runs a league that’s 100% white (unless you count Bill Lester and the pit crew coaches). Coincidence, or a serious problem?

1 Comments:

At 11:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A serious problem, indeed!

 

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