Beyond Thirty Five…Alive!

With Nacar’s new qualifying system, the drivers in the top 35 of the points are guaranteed a starting spot, and pretty much gobble up the media coverage. As a public service to the Nascar community, The Outside Groove starts a weekly look at the drivers who race their way in, going for the only thing that really matters in the world: money.
(Listed in order of finish…of course)
Kevin Lepage—finished 9th
--WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO!
Boris Said—27th
--Maybe this will make people forget that he once compared a race official to Saddam Hussein.
Mike Skinner—30th
--C’mon Jeanne, this is Mike’s highlight of the season—why’d you have to cut him off in your interview? Oh, right—because he sucks.
John Andretti—31st
--Ever notice that John always looks like he’s expecting someone to jump out in front of him and scream?
Martin Truex, Jr.—34th
--The goateed bandit returns!
Jason Leffler—36th
--The biggest thing to hit FedEx since Castaway.
Kenny Wallace—40th
--So focused that he limited his pre-race hosting duties to one hour
Mike Wallace—41st
--Its gonna be a lonnnnnnnng year. Again.