The Outside Groove’s 2005 Busch Series “Preview”

Part III of a III Part "Series"

44 Justin Labonte U.S. Coast Guard
--Every night, there Justin is, guarding the North Carolina coast. Just another reminder to read the fine print on contracts.
47 Jon Wood Clorox
--I’ve never had to knock Jon Wood, but I know someone who has, and I heard it isn’t good (that’s the impression that I get).
49 Steve Grissom
--Man, that 49 is SUCH a successful number, isn’t it?
50 Christi Passmore
--More like pass LESS.
52 Donnie Neuenberger
--The greatest driver from my home state (that’s not a joke, it’s a fact).
58 Brent Sherman Serta
--Sheep not included.
59 Stacy Compton Kingsford / Johnsonville
--Car looks like a shopping list for a summer barbeque.
60 Carl Edwards Charter Communications
--Yeah, lets see him flip after 60 races in 5 months.
64 Rusty’s Posse Miller High Life / Top Flite
--(in commercial’s narrator’s voice) Good going, Rusty. You’ve gotten everyone you’ve ever pissed off driving your car. Now just put Ryan Newman in the mix, and you’ll really be living…the high life.
66 Greg Biffle / Aaron Fike Duraflame / Royal Office Products / U.S. Postal Service
--Good thing they used the Lance Armstrong money wisely.
77 Brad Teague
--Nascar’s very own grumpy old man!
90 Elliott Sadler/Dale Jarrett Citi Financial
--Continuing the great tradition of Junie Donleavy.
99 Michael Waltrip Aaron's / Bryan / Domino's / Jackson Hewitt / the list goes on
--Good thing Mikey’s Cup ride’s not in trouble.