Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Theater Presentation

And now, a look at a Nascar-ized version of a song by those sarcastic rock boys, The Offspring.

You gotta keep them separated...

Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
Two grown men can’t communicate fairly
Only thing is common is ol’ Roger Penske

The fans and the families drew a line in the sand
The media loves it ‘cause drama’s in demand

If we have a repeat of 2004
They're gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up...

- Hey -, Rusty’s talkin' back to me! - No we aren’t-
You gotta keep them separated
- Hey -, Ryan’s disrespecting me! - No we aren’t! -
You gotta keep them separated

They call it a buncha bull
But the man in the middle is rookie Travis Kvapil
Hey, just go and race

Nobody’s really too right here
But neither say that they’re wrong
They say that they can work right through the dysfunction
But that’s the reason why Brendan is Gone

This is worse than Mayfield in two thousand and one
Rusty won’t admit
His career’s almost done

And Ryan’s guys are tired of being all the brains
They wanna beat up all the 2’s, beat up all the 2’s, beat up those

- Hey -, Rusty’s talkin' back to me! - No we aren’t-
You gotta keep them separated
- Hey -, Ryan’s disrespecting me! - No we aren’t! -
You gotta keep them separated

They call it a buncha bull
But the man in the middle is rookie Travis Kvapil
Hey, just go and race