California "News" and Notes

--Last week's win was Jeff Gordon's 70th in Cup. That puts him 6behind Dale Earnhardt, and at risk to have FULL beer cans thrown athim if he gets number 77 at Talladega. (info supplied by Al Mackler)
--There was a theory that every odd year Kevin Harvick runs that well. That theory is false.
--Pillsbury was said to be in the running to sponsor this week's race, as cookie dough typically goes along with cookie cutters.
--Several fans have nicknamed the Fontana track "Fonty". This haslead to the many birds who frequent the infield to be renamed the Fonty Flock.
--Scott Riggs started off the year with a strong run at Daytona. This week drivers plan an intervention to stop his addiction to strange facial hair.
--Speaking of Scott Riggs, Kenny Wallace realized that his haulers are the "Riggs Rigs". He plans on telling this to Scott, his crew, and the entire tv audience ASAP.
THIS WEEK'S ODDS
3:1 Fox will play "Goin back to Cali" by LL Cool J at some time during the race
10:1 Travis Kvapil will realize that people keel calling him "Brendan"
50:1 Someone will figure out what WinFuel is