Fake ID Costs Kyle Busch Bud Pole Award

In a reversal of an earlier decision, Nascar president Mike Helton has stripped Kyle Busch of his Bud Pole Award, in turn barring him from the 2006 Budweiser Shootout. The reason given by Helton was Busch's use of a fake ID.
"Kyle had told us that he'd turned 21 just before Daytona" Helton explained in a news conferenc earlier today. "After we saw that he was listed as 19 in our Nascar Media Guides, however, we took a closer look."
Helton continued, "Upon closer inspection we found several signs that the ID was phony. It was missing the holographic signiature that most drivers licenses must have. It listed his home state as 'Lasvegasia' which we found out, after consulting a map, does not exist. Finally, if this even was a real state, we'd doubt that the governor would be named 'Ida Lethimrace'".
Busch, a contender for the Rookie of the Year, was not available for comment, as he had been grounded for 2 weeks by Rick Hendrick. Busch's older brother Kurt, however, did issue a brief statement:
"Obviously my brother made an error in judgement. I'm just glad that he didn't try to buy any of my t-shirts."