Son of Headlines from Hell

--France Family, Nation of France Merge

--"Toyota Isn't American" Proclaims Dodge Prez Deiter Zetsche

--Truck Series Shortens Sked, now Racing 3 Times in First 5 Months

--Kurt Busch Runs Yakof Smirnof Special Paint Scheme

--TrackLaughs Does Iroc/Iraq Joke

--Mike Wallace, Mike Wallace Swap Jobs

--Tony Stewart Granted Restraining Order Against World

--Shocking Find: WinFuel's Only 68% About Winning!

--Rusty Wallace Refers to Retirement as "The High Life"

--Martin Truex Jr. really IS Mark Martin in a Mask

and finally...
--Inside Nextel Cup Expands to 7 Hour Shows