SPECIAL EDITION--Mexico “News” and Notes

--Nascar heads South of the Border for the first time ever, not including the France family’s visit to the South Carolina fireworks mecca in ’81
--This week’s hottest selling item? “I race like Chit” t-shirts that, until now, had been lying fallow in a Monterrey warehouse for 10 years.
--Several Mexican drivers, such as Adrian Fernandez and Michel Jourdain, are entered in the race for the hundreds of thousands of Mexicans in attendance. In addition, Ron Fellows is entered in the race for the 3 Canadians in attendance.
--Miss Winston? Caliente. Most of the drivers’ wives? Muy Caliente. The Mexican soap opera stars I hope will be at the race? Ai yi yi!
--It would be easy to make a bunch of low-brow jokes about typical Mexican stereotypes. However, we at The Outside Groove are mindful of such sensitive issues (stop laughing) and instead will hit the hard-hitting subjects—those no good Argentineans!
ODDS
2:1 Felix Sabates will answer a question with, “For the last time, I’m CUBAN, NOT MEXICAN!”
10:1 Someone will get a cheese quesadilla in Mexico City and consider it “authentic Mexican cuisine”
50:1 Kenny Wallace will figure out why everyone keeps calling him “El Loco”.