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Do you have a valid drivers license?
Are you 18 or older?
Are you not a drug addict?

Then you have what it takes to be a Busch Series substitute driver!

With Nascar scheduling numerous Busch races away from Cup races, there's a burgeoning market for experienced, well-mannered drivers. All you do is show up, practice, qualify, and leave quietly when the races starts!

You can join such luminaries as: Casey Atwood, Hank Parker Jr., Dennis Setzer, and Randy LaJoie! Just think--all the work, and NONE of the glory!

So join up today to become a Busch Series substitute driver--remember, why race to win, when you can race to race?