What if Drivers had to Work for their Sponsors? PART 4

PART IV

Elliott Sadler (M&M’s): “Hello, everyone! I’m Elliott, the Yellow M&M! Welcome to the Grand Opening of the Wimington SuperFresh! And remember, punching the Yellow M&M in the stomach IS a misdemeanor!”

David Stremme (Lone Star/Coors): “Welcome to Lone Star tonight, can I start you off with some drinks?”Dad: “I’ll have a Coors Light.”
Mom: “I’ll have a Coors Light, too.”Grandpa: “Another Coors Light for me.”
Kid: “I’ll just have a water, please.”
Stremme: “OK, that’s four waters.”

Reed Sorenson (Target): “Guys? Uh, what’s with the bow and arrows? Guys…OW!”

Casey Mears (Texaco): “Just use some 10W…aw, hell, I don’t care, I’m leaving here in a few months anyways—got me a job at the bank! From now on, its no more C-Mears for me—y’all can call me G-MAC! G-MAC WHAT?!? G-MAC WHAT?!?”

Bobby Labonte (Cheerios): On the inspection line: “Good…good…good…good…good…good—wait, these ones are square…good…good…”

Kyle Petty (Wells Fargo): “Guys, our new CD’s are as strong as my pony tail—and that’s pretty dang strong.”

Jimmie Johnson (Lowe’s): “You need a spreader? What’s that for? Oh, very funny, my eyebrows. Yeah, that’s the 18th time I’ve heard that one this week.”

TOMORROW--THE THRILLING CONCLUSION