What if Drivers had to Work for their Sponsors? PART 2

PART II

Robby Gordon (Harrah’s/Jim Beam/Menards): “Dang, I’m down $300 on the blackjack tables. Man, I need a drink. And a box of nails.”

Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Budweiser): “So, as you can see, gentlemen, by penetrating the 22-32 year-old male range with lighter options, and keeping a focus on the Latin market, we can increase shareholder wealth by over 8% next fiscal year.” (Assuming he goes into upper-level management)
Kasey Kahne (Dodge Dealers): “Can I take $500 off the price? I dunno, I’m going to have to go ask my supervisor, Mr. Mayfield.”

Scott Riggs (Valvoline/Stanley): “Keep pouring…keep pouring…there. The hair is perfectly shaped. Now let’s get the level to make sure everything’s in order…yep, the bubble’s in the center.”

Denny Hamlin (FedEx): Customer: “Is this your last stop today?”Denny: “Yep, though truth is, there’s never a last stop. I never had a job before I started driving for FedEx—never got to see the world, experience society. And now, here I am, in this job till the day I die.”
Customer: “Um…OK…can I just have package now?”

Ryan Newman (Alltel): “Look, I don’t care if you’ve moved to Lancaster, PA and joined the Amish—I’m NOT letting you out of your contract.”

Sterling Marlin (Waste Management): “Mr. Buontempo—certain promises were made to the family when we allowed you influence on the West Side. Those promises are not being met. I’d like to keep you on my good side, Mr. Buontempo—you don’t want to see my bad side.” (Assuming he’s in labor relations)

Greg Biffle (National Guard/Subway/Post-It/Travelodge/Jackson Hewitt): “Jeez, I got five jobs and I STILL haven’t paid off my credit card debit.”

Matt Kenseth (DeWalt): “I, and I alone, must stop the Ryobi tools sales rep!”

J.J. Yeley (Joe Gibbs): “87 Right Rocket A…87 Right Rocket A…Hut Hut Hike!”

Jeremy Mayfield (Dodge Dealers): “Can I take $500 off the price? I dunno, I’m going to have to go ask my supervisor, Mr. Kahne.”


TOMORROW--PART III