Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of "Mr. Roboto" by Styx


All of my fans ask why—How could I be that guy?
Some even will deny—And say it is a lie.

The truth is really, well what you’re saying, its not very nice
You say you’d never, but I know you would, if for the right price
So when you see me, in a Camry, don’t yell and boo
I’m just a driver, like any other, whose wallet just grew

I'm not a robot—I’m not Matt Kenseth, I’m not what you think
And no its not like, I’ve been here winning, we are the weak link
I'm not a villian, I'm not a traitor, forget what you’re told
I’d rather have stayed, and kept my sponsor, but I was too old

All of my fans ask why—How could I be that guy?
Some even will deny—And say it is a lie.

Domo arigato, ole’ Michael Waltrip, domo...domo
Domo arigato, ole’ Michael Waltrip, domo...domo
Domo arigato, ole’ Michael Waltrip, domo...domo
Thank you very much, ole’ Michael Waltrip
For taking a hit from all of the Nascar fans
And thank you very much, ole’ Michael Waltrip
For helping me get paid and helping my dealer plans
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The schedule is a pain—especially when there’s rain.
So I will finally gain—and go against the grain.

And now I can afford
To throw away the Ford
So ditch the big brown truck
Here’s who I am, good luck…
I'm JARRETT! JARRETT! JARRETT!