What if Drivers had to Work for their Sponsors? PART 5

PART 5

Kevin Lepage (No one): “Hi, I need to reapply for unemployment, please.”

Michael Waltrip (NAPA): “Look, Mike—you’re a great salesman and an enthusiastic worker. But you can’t sell pizzas when you’re on the clock here. And we’ve already talked about renting out the stock room as a hotel.”

Jeff Green (Best Buy): “TV’s are up there. So what? Get it yourself. I don’t care how high up it is—I ain’t on commission.”

Dale Jarrett (UPS): “I don’t care HOW many old women are on my route—I’m NOT wearing the shorts!”

Tony Raines (Texas Instruments DLP): “Look, I’ll admit it—even I don’t know what we do here.”

Carl Edwards (Office Depot): “What’s it gonna take me to put you in a brand new office chair?”


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