Two REALLY Bad Jokes

Today was a particularly long day at work. Typically, when this happens, I get through the day by thinking up corny, bizarre, and ultimately offensive jokes. I've never revealed them...UNTIL TODAY. Here below are two of these jokes from the innermost regions of my brain:

Q: Why did the ST Motorsports souvenier trailer only have Jon Wood merchandise?
A: Turns out they were Straight Outta Compton.

Q: Now that Jeff Green's owner is in jail, what is his number one concern?
A: Taking it up the Haas.



That's Mighty Funny!