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12.19.2006

Winter Movie Preview

With Boxing Day fast approaching, Hollywood is putting out all its finest movies for the public. You'd be surprised how many of them are centered around Nascar. Why, just take a look:

Night at the Museum: What happens when the lights go out at the major Nascar garage showplaces across North Carolina? The cars come to life! And mostly complain about the price of gas.

We Are Marshall: When a bus load of Nascar fans en route to Bristol lose their tickets, can they convince the ticket-takers that they're the college marching band performing before the race? And if they do it, can the learn "Rocky Top" in an hour?

Children of Men: Kyle Busch and Casey Mears rebel against their stogy old owner, DEMANDING that they're allowed to stay up to watch The Daily Show.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer: After the Macy's clerk recommends Halston Z-14, Drakkar Noir, and Daytona 500: The Fragrance to the 800th person today shopping for their dad, things get out of hand.

Black Christmas: "Oh, another Dale Earnhardt Tribute Series diecast! Oh, yeah, I remember this car--he ran it for three races in 1992. I hear this is the one he ran that one time with the guy at the place--what a historic moment!"

Home of the Brave: A few brave souls come forward to talk about the personal hell of working under A.J. Foyt. Fortunately, some of them still had their hearing.

Notes on a Scandal: An intrepid Nascar reporter goes undercover to expose the real truth about Dale Earnhardt Jr.: He really likes to have fun.

Dreamgirls: Those four women from the Kasey Kahne commercials finally meet the REAL man of their dreams: Ray Evernham. Lets just say they're "In Good Hands".

1 Comments:

At 7:22 AM, Blogger TalkGeorge said...

Beautiful blogating today, that was a treat to read!

Couple of things...

I'm from Rocky Top and it takes people from Alabama up to an hour to learn the song, all others naturally know the hymm!

I'm a die-cast collector and I hear you loud and clear...can we all say the words "over kill"!

Ray Evernham...I bet he wears Brut!

 

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