JaysList

In November, Jayski started a brand-new offshoot of his website, JaysList, a takeoff on the popular Craigslist. While its currently still in Beta test (just like the Car of Tomorrow), I was able to find these job postings from some of Nascar's elite teams:

Crew Chief/Actor:
Brand-new Nascar team is searching for a photogenic crew chief for 2007 season. Must have previous acting experience in commercial work (both TV and Radio), as exposure will be high. Must have high tolerability for fast-food burgers, pizza, and rent-to-own franchises. Crew Chief experience a plus but not required. Please forward resume--our gigantic-haired owner will respond ASAP.

Business Opportunity:
Are you a Fortune 500 company? Are you a Fortune 5000 company? Are you a company? Advertise your firm through Nascar and get big returns! Driver is experienced, a proven winner, and VERY level-headed. Unlimited use of golf courses located throughout the American South! And piece-of-mind that comes with being associated with a military branch and a garbage disposal firm. Act fast before we Sospenzo our operations for 2007.

Driver:
Experienced Nascar team seeks driver with sponsor. Winning experience is preferred, but will train on-site if sponsor is brought. Team offers benefits, paid vacation, and flex-time, but sponsor must be present. Sponsored-drivers from all backgrounds are welcome. Interviews are being conducted round-the-clock at our headquarters--please bring resume and sponsor check. Driver must not be averse to helping us clean out piles of Tide merchandise at first, but this can be negotiated if sponsor is present. All drivers with sponsors are welcome.
WARNING--WE DO NOT ACCEPT APPLICATIONS FROM BRAD SHERMAN