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Movie Trailer Guy: In a world...

Bob Jenkins: ...and with the Hendrick-Roush-Penske merger complete, the sport is now controlled by three middle-aged car dealers.

MTG: ...where a sport is in danger...

Brian France: (sitting in a dimly-lit office with Mike Helton) Our sport is dying. If we don't act now, they'll destroy everything my forefathers built. That's MY job.

Mike Helton: Maybe its time we called in a special agent.

Brian France: You mean double-oh--

Buckshot Jones: (barging in): Didja call for me Mr. H!?!

MH: For the last time, Roy--NO. Now get back to sweeping the floors.

BF: Anyways, do you mean James Bond?

MH: Uh, I already tried him, apparently he only works for McLaren. We'll have to get his American counterpart.

BF: You mean...

MH: (smiling) Yeah...

MTG: This Thanksgiving...Clint Bowyer IS Single-Oh Seven IN...A Shot of Jack.

BF: He's our only shot.

MH: ...on the rocks, heh heh.

BF: Heh heh...I don't get it, Mike.

MTG: Rated R for graphic nudity--in theaters now.