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11.12.2006

As Seen on The Speed Report

Speed Channel Reporter: ...putting Marlin out of the top 35, and Petty back into the hearts of millions. For more on the Cup race today at Phoenix, lets go down to the pits with Speed's own Cookie Monster--Cookie, how big of a win was this for Harvick and company?

Cookie Monster: Hi! Me Cookie Monster. Kevin Harvick get big win in COOKIE! car today. Harvick have big COOKIE on side of chocolatey stock car. Mmmm num num num. Me want to see Harvick win Nextel Cup--and fill cup with COOKIES!

Reporter: Cookie, this has definately been a dominating season for RCR, how do they carry this over to 2007?

Cookie Monster: Me fan of RCR for many years. Me liked Dale Earnhardt. He run Oreo COOKIE car back in 2001. He eat cookies just like me! Me like watching his son, Dale Junior, run Nilla car too. Nillas plain, but Nillas COOKIES!

Reporter: Thanks Cookie. Lets throw it back to the Nascar Victory Lane Crew, with John Roberts, Kenny Wallace, and Oscar the Grouch--I mean, Jimmy Spencer.

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At 12:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AS TRANSLATED THROUGH GIZOOGLE.COM

11.12.2006
as seen on tha speed report

speed channel reporta: Perpetratin' marlin out tha top 35, n P-E-Double-Tizzy bizzy into tha hearts of millions. fo` more on tha cup race today at phoenix, lets go down ta tha pits wit speeds own cookie monsta--cookie, how big of a win was this fo` harvick n company?

cookie monsta: hi and cant no hood f*** with death rizzow! me cookie pimp now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.. kevin harvick git big win in cookie to increase tha peace! ride today. harvick have big cookie on side of chocolatey stizzock car. mmmm num num num. me want ta see harvick win nextel cup--and fill cup wit cookies!

reporta: cookie, this has definately been a dominat'n season fo` rcr, how do they carry this over ta 2007?

cookie killa . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf: me fan of rcr fo` many years. me liked dizzle earnhardt. he run oreo cookie ride bizzle in 2001. he eat cookies jizzust like me . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg! me like straight trippin' his S-to-tha-izzon, dale junior, run nilla ride too . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherf***in' dome. nillas plain, but nillas cookies!

Reporta , n***az, better recognize: Thanks Cookie . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Lets thrizzay it back ta tha Nascar Victory Lane Crew, wit Jizzle Roberts, K-E-Double-Nizzy Wallace, n Oscar tha Grouch--I mean, Jimmy Rappa.

 

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