A Closed Mind on Open Wheel

As Benny Parsons would say, wow. Its strange, but I just don't feel like making fun of CART today. Maybe they've stopped their snobbish ways towards stock car fans. Maybe they've apoligized for their years of technology-driven, follow-the-leader racing. Maybe they've finally admitted that they are to F1 what the Truck Series is to Nascar. Wonder if I'm missing something. Oh, well, let me check out ESPN.com...

"Sorry to say it was self-inflicted," (Paul) Tracy told the Toronto Star. "I was at a party and had a little too much to drink, and we thought it was a good idea to go out on a golf cart and try and jump some sand dunes with it."

Ahhhh, there it is.