Another "Spooky Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of that song you heard ad nauseum on the radio today, "Monster Mash"

One night I left my home, I just wanted to leave
And take a gentle ride for a chance to breathe
But people started tapping my car up North
And then I realized, “I’m in Chemung, New York!”

They did the crash
They did the Bodine crash
The Bodine crash
It was a three car smash
They did the crash
Such a violent clash
They did the crash
They did the Bodine crash

Now I’m not the one to be a safety nag
But the town’s official seal is a yellow flag
Because of two brothers with Cup careers dead
And the other one? He’s inside a sled.

They did the crash
They did the Bodine crash
The Bodine crash
It was a three car smash
They did the crash
Such a violent clash
They did the crash
They did the Bodine crash

They were wrecking without a care
And none of them had any hair
And all because of Brett and Todd
And Geoff…rey? That’s pretty odd

They were spinning me out, they were wrecking my hide
One said “we don’t take kindly to those from outside”
I said “well, if that’s true, then what’s that noise?”
The response? “That’s our friends: The Sauter Boys!”

They did the crash
They did the Bodine crash
The Bodine crash
It was a three car smash
They did the crash
Such a violent clash
They did the crash
They did the Bodine crash