Green with Envy

Yesterday, The Outside Groove sat down for an interview with an executive for CART, looking for their opinion on the recent defection of A.J. Allmandinger. Here's the all-too-brief transcript:

TOG: "With the recent defection of Mr. Allmandinger to Nascar, tell me what you've been seeing with the rise of Nascar in relation to your own series?"

CART: "Well--we--well--we--we just--Nascar is what we thought they were. They're wh-what we thought they were. We competed against them in IROC--who the hell takes the third race in IROC like its bull? BULL?!? We raced 'em in the IROC race, everybody ran identical cars, NASCAR is what we THOUGHT THEY WERE. And that's why we're barely on TV. Now, (smacks chair arm), if you want to mock them, then MOCK their ass. BUT THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! AND THE SERIES IS OFF THE HOOK.

TOG: "Thanks, sir."