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10.24.2006

An Explaination of Yesterday's, um, "Article"

(note: this explanation is written while drunk)

You see, Sterling Marlin is sponsored by Waste Management. And William & Mary is a school in Virginia, OK? And Waste Management's logo is WM, alright? And William & Mary uses WM as THEIR logo. So they both use the same basic logo! He wouldn't have to change a thing to promote William & Mary! And here's the kicker! Both Waste Management and William & Mary use green and yellow as their colors! Its HILARIOUS! Can you believe it! This is better than my Mark Martin/Martinsville joke! Whenever someone's name sounds like something else, its automatically funny! Hey, what about Kyle Petty and Tom Petty teaming up for an album?!? See, they both have the same last name! And Kyle used to sing too! Its hilarious! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

4 Comments:

At 8:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont get it...

 
At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paging Kenny Wallace. lol.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger James Vierkant said...

But where's the post about Kenny Schrader's failed attepmt at pole vaulting over his pit stall?

 
At 1:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And its not real nice to refer to a school as "Waste Management"

jC...

 

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