This Year's Hottest Halloween Costume Is...
...ROBBY GORDON!
Yes, Nascar's favorite troublemaker is also the perfect choice for a Halloween costume. Here's all you need:
--Haircut resembling a 10-year old boy
--Worn-out, faded Coors Light undershirt
--Hypercolor uniform that changes from Red to Yellow to Black
--A fistfull of foam
--A healthy distain for the rules, competitors, and common decency in general
Anytime things don't go your way, just throw some of your foam at the offending party. Someone eat the last club sandwich wedge? Foam it! Guy in a Kasey Kahne costume steal your girl? Foam it! Kid on ecstacy brought foam to the party? Foam it!
And oh, the variations!
--Post-Race Robby (casual clothes, with an "oh CRAP" look permanently etched across one's face)
--Indianapolis 500 Robby (works best if you're skipping a more important appointment somewhere else)
--Drunk Robby (just constantly yell out "Come feel Menards!")
--Talented, Successful Robby (Tony Stewart)
posted by Mike Mackler @ 30.10.06
2 Comments:
just a thought: in my travels of trying to find the outside groove, i accidentally went to the inside groove.
and it wasnt very funny.
you guys get kudos for being funnier than you're competitors.
"Come feel Menards!" XD Oh man that's good.
Also, the last one is exceedingly funny because it's true.
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