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10.26.2006

Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of "Short People" by Randy Newman (and if you don't get the tone of the original song, you'll probably think I'm a jackass)

Dave Marcis got no reason
Dave Marcis got no reason
Dave Marcis got no reason
To race

He’s got no money
Got no cash
Got no war chest
Ain’t got no stash
He’s got no currency
And no dough
He’s the owner
So there’s no cash flow

Well, we don’t need no Dave Marcis
Don't want no Dave Marcis
Don't want no Dave Marcis
In Cup

Dave Marcis is just the same
When he’s in the car
(Treat him like a star)
And he makes more money than you
Testing for RCR
(Hey, at least he has won)

Dave Marcis got no chances
Dave Marcis got no chances
Dave Marcis got no chances
To win

He’s got really old cars
And a really old crew
And his really old uni’s
Got some old wingtip shoes
He’s got really old tires
That are gonna be flat
He only afforded them
‘Cause of the name on his hat
He’s got a tired old engine
And a sponsor hodge-podge
He’s the only damn driver
With a car in camouflage

Well, we don’t need no Dave Marcis
Don't want no Dave Marcis
Don't want no Dave Marcis
In Cup

1 Comments:

At 4:26 AM, Anonymous Ethan R said...

Thanks grreat blog post

 

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