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11.11.2006

Phoenix "News" and Notes

Sorry for the late race preview article--I was busy celebrating the impending new paint scheme for Jamie McMurray in in 2007. I mean, can you believe it? A BRAND NEW paint scheme, but the same sponsor!?! And they're letting us see it at Homestead! What an age we live in!

Matt Borland has taken a leave of absence for the final two weeks of the year. Many think this is a prelude to Borland leaving Penske for Red Bull, as evidenced by his shady excuse that he's "...left to be with his brother Al".

Jeff Gordon will be making a special appearence in the booth on Monday Night Football this week. Reportedly ESPN production staff has begun debriefing Tony Kornheiser on Gordon's career, ensuring him that he has nothing, at all, to do with Danica Patrick.

Nascar's latest odd contest has Dodge offering the chance to be Kasey Kahne's "right hand man" for the day. Why do I get the idea that this consists entirely of blocking phone calls from Tyler Walker?

The former #51 team has reduced its prices on its remaining race team inventory. So, if you ever wanted a bargain-basement price on a chassis caster or 10lbs of tungsten*, here's your chance.

ODDS
4:1 An NBC camera will have an awkwardly close camera shot of Matt Leinart.
10:1 Jimmie Johnson will leave Phoenix with a commanding point lead.
100,000:1 David Stremme will leave Phoenix with a commanding point lead (don't count him out just yet!)



*Help, I need tungsten to live. Tungsten!

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